It was the Year of Our Lord 2013, and I was devouring a cheeseburger in a Chatsworth, CA franchise of a certain multinational fast food conglomerate which shall remain nameless. A crazed skull face painted, dirt-bag, clown sat down beside me. This Skeletor reject of Uriah Heap introduced himself as Ronald Osborne and was familiar with my work. I was informed that Ronald, Slayer Mac Cheeze, Grimalice, and the Cat Burglar, were performing secret rock shows in the bunker-like basements of the local restaurants. But the time had come, he said, to bring drive-thru metal up from the "underground," and he asked if I would consider becoming the manager. BAM! Abruptly we were thrown to the sidewalk. (Apparently the daytime manager was not informed of this activity) I looked over at Ronald, watched him brush off the sodium chloride and GMO remnants of my UN happy meal.
Before I knew it, I was in a burger stand bomb shelter, witnessing Black Sabbath music, hilarious fast food lyrics, smoldering clown heads with laser eyes, a giant purple gumdrop bass player, and Tony Iommi with a giant cheeseburger head. I was confused, amazed and can't ever remember feeling so………happy!
American heavy metal band from Phoenix, Arizona. They describe themselves as "the world's only Nedal band" and their lyrics are comprised mostly of quotes by the fictional Simpsons character Ned Flanders.
Vocals - Head Ned
Guitar - Shred Ned
Bass - Bed Ned
Drums - Dread Ned
Synth - Zed Ned
Guitar - Stead Ned
Bass - Thread Ned, Dead Ned (touring), Cred Ned (touring)
Drums - Bled Ned
Synth - Red Ned